![]() ![]() Somewhere in that pit of flashy lights, bleepy music, and sweat were my actual friends. Worse, I’d arrived so late that all the other lonely, shit people had given up and gone home already. But I was out of practice, and looking like a cut-rate rent boy serving a very specific fetish was not the ideal way to make a triumphant return to the scene. I swear, I used to be good at this sort of thing. Which is why, when I rocked up to a party already well into the too hot, too loud, too crowded stage of its life cycle, I was wearing a pair of problematically sexualised black lace bunny ears. ![]() Then I’d panicked at the last minute, made an ill-fated attempt to find somewhere that sold costumes, and found myself in one of those weirdly high-streety sex shops that flog red lingerie and pink dildos to people with no real interest in either. I’d pretty much committed to the no-effort strategy. And my problem, as always, was not knowing what kind of dick I wanted to be. You have two choices: either you make a massive effort and wind up looking like a dick, or you make no effort and wind up looking like a dick. ![]() ![]() I’VE NEVER SEEN THE POINT of fancy dress parties. ![]()
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